Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Top Ten Things Obama should write on his palm

When the left saw the writing on Sarah Palin's hand, they went nuts. To them it showed she was stupid. Nothing was said about BHO's habit of reading not notes but a script everytime he wanted to say something. But a script sometimes isn't enough. You need to have note for things you have trouble remembering or things that are just too important to forget.

With this in mind I've put together a top 10 list of things President Obama should write on the palm of his hand.

10. It's the economy, stupid.
9. Do not use the teleprompter in grade schools
8. Keep head level. The chin up looks too much like Mussolini.
7. Do not laugh when you tell reporters you are not an ideologue.
6. There are 50 states, not 57.

Now for the top five.

5. I am focused solely on jobs (note--try not to laugh).
4. It's now insurance reform not healthcare reform.
3. Put hand over heart during National Anthem.
2. Core-man not Corpse-man

And the number one note that Obama should write on his hand.

1. Blame Bush!

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